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I care not for a man's religion whose dog and
cat are not the better for it. |
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Abraham
Lincoln |
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the
constant popularity of dogs. |
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Aldous Huxley |
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The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person. |
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Andrew A.
Rooney |
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Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful. |
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Ann Landers |
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Ever consider what they
must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork,
half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth! |
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Anne Tyler |
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Every dog isn't a growler,
and every growler isn't a dog. |
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Anonymous |
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I loathe people who keep
dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite
people themselves. |
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August
Strindberg |
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There is no psychiatrist in
the world like a puppy licking your face. |
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Ben Williams |
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A man's soul can be judged
by the way he treats his dog. |
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Charles Doran |
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does. |
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Christopher Morley |
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Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend. |
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Corey Ford |
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The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. |
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Danish Proverb |
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with
you in the car, in case the need should arise for them
to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. |
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Dave Barry |
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In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a
cat that will ignore him. |
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Derek Bruce |
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Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to
fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a
dog. |
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Douglas Mallock |
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In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb. |
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Dr. Dennis Fetko |
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem. |
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Edward Abbey |
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room
furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his
own in the conversation. |
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Fran Lebowitz |
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. |
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Franklin P. Jones |
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little
puppies. |
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Gene Hill |
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I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears
than when my old dog completely exhausted after a hard
day in the field limps away from her nice spot in front
of the fire and comes over to where I'm sitting and puts
her head in my lap, a paw over my knee, and closes her
eyes and goes back to sleep. I don't know what I've done
to deserve that kind of friend. |
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Gene Hill |
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Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend,
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. |
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Groucho Marx |
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We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical
concept of animals... In a world older and more complete
than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with
extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained,
living by voices we shall never hear. They are not
brethren, they are not underlings; they are other
nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and
time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of
the earth. |
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Harry Beston |
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Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. |
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Holbrook Jackson |
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There's facts about dogs, and then there's opinions
about them. The dogs have the facts, and the humans have
the opinions. If you want the facts about the dog,
always get them straight from the dog. If you want
opinions, get them from humans. |
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J. Allen Boone |
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,
very few persons. |
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James Thurber |
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If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the
world, don't seek a second opinion. |
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Jim Fiebig |
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up
to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money. |
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Joe Weinstein |
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I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look
of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically
dogs think humans are nuts. |
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John Steinbeck |
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself. |
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Josh Billings |
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The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no
less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship
of a human being. The bond with a dog is as lasting as
the ties of this earth can ever be. |
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Konrad Lorenz |
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No matter how little money and how few possessions you
own, having a dog makes you rich. |
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Louis Sabin |
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would
stay out and your dog would go in. |
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Mark Twain |
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man. |
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Mark Twain |
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either
run from or fight its enemies is lunch. |
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Michael Friedman |
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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or
jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside
on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where
doing nothing was not boring it was peace. |
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Milan Kundera |
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Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever
has to choose a relative. |
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Mordecai Siegal |
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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you
marry a person with pets. |
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Nora Ephron |
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us
peeing in his water bowl. |
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Penny Ward Moser |
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
weird religious cult. |
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Rita Rudner |
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a
child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or
ruin our lives. |
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Rita Rudner |
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Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea. |
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down. |
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Robert Benchley |
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole. |
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Roger Caras |
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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed
by a Great Dane. |
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Smiley Blanton |
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. |
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Sue Murphy |
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Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old
dog. |
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Sydney Jeanne Seward |
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If your dog is too fat, you are not getting enough
exercise. |
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Unknown |
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When its raining cats and dogs, be sure not to step in
the poodles. |
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Unknown |
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Never trust a dog to watch your food. |
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Unknown |
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In dog years I'm dead |
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Unknown |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who
stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? |
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Unknown |
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
nervous and give the wrong answers. |
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Unknown |
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant. |
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Unknown |
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Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always
try to make it look like the dog did it. |
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Unknown |
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy
the wag of his tail. |
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Unknown |
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your
dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be
yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. |
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Unknown |
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want
to go where they went. |
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Unknown |
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If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog |
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Unknown |
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I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to
imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was
such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would
they rove to? Bloomingdale's? |
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Yvonne Clifford |
